Donald Trump’s Fairway to Heaven

by Jeff Skinner

We golfers are a passionate group.  The truly passionate never want to leave the course and Donald Trump has come up with a plan to keep golfers on the course forever, literally.

Trump has a plan to add a 1.5 acre cemetery to his very posh and very private Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, New Jersey.  The Donald is a man that has everything, well almost everything.

Trump has been given permission to submit a plan to the New Jersey State Cemetery board to set develop a cemetery on the property of his exclusive club.  Members pay upwards of $200,000 to join Trump National Bedminster and $20,000 in yearly dues and the plan would allow those members to buried on their beloved course, for another fee of course.

The town council has approved a plan for 500 graves on the site but still needs approval from the state board.  Included in the plan is a section for The Donald and his family.

Trump is never shy about proclaiming his courses are the best in the world and while this will not affect the layout of the course it certainly will make it unique.  Not only that, Trump has found a new revenue stream for a few acres of his property.  There is no truth to the rumor that he has a separate plot for his hair, not yet anyway.



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